Flatulent Oaf and the unwashed weasel

This happens to boys who look at the other picture. I have your back Krista (Dru's wife)

UMM what to say????

This is a sample of those who ventured out to the festivities.

Texas Fair

This is the Fort Bend County Fair. As many of you know I am addicted to county fairs, this one was a fun small town affair. While we were there is was roughly 100 degrees seriously. So we put Jessica on the swing ride to cool her off, our first plan was to spend the day at the fair and then go to the rodeo that night. That would be why we bought the $20 wrist band so she could go on every ride, that would have been a great idea except we are beginer Texas fair goers after only a few rides and seeing all the livestock we ended up suffering from heat exhaustion and went home feeling sick and all fell asleep.

Hunt Kill Eat

Eric and Jessica ate a sausage on a stick, Dru got a turkey leg and I the great hunter had an apple dumpling. Well hunting is not my strong suit.

Jousting and Juggling

This is Eric and my brother Dru

Scarey People

Mid Evil Nursing Bra

This thing is amazing great support and easy access. Ok I am kidding but funny huh

Welcome to the Festival

These pictures will be all out of order but here goes. We went to the Renaissance Festival and did we SEE a lot.
This is a Beef Eater as they call them in England Jessica had her picture taken in London with a real Beef Eater when she was about 4 months old she had a pudgy little hand around some part of his uniform and wouldn't let go, this time we had to almost push her to get a picture

Little Village

Rodeo

We made it to the rodeo and had a good time the best part may have been when the flag girls. Came riding out and did a criss cross pattern in the middle of the arena and 1 girl wasn't paying attention and broad sided another horse and rider. Girls went one way horses went another flags broke and cowboys came from everywhere. No worries the horses never fell or got hurt but they probly weren't real proud of their riders. Because later the girl that caused the wrecke got bucked off on to her head. It was a star studded rodeo well only if you are into rodeo but it was good.

YEEEHA!!!

Somebody is having fun but I don't think it is the pony.

I sluffed work

Ok so what kind of example am I to my kid???? My brother has the day off work and so we have been just hanging out. Everyone thinks we are married!!! Hello my BROTHER and he is 40. I will post a pic he doesnt look 40. Anyway back on topic. I am supposed to teach a pilates class tonight at 5:30 but Eric and Dru (my bro) want to go to a movie. So we will later I say after 6:30 when my class gets over. Ah Hell lets cancel class so I did.
I even taught a lesson on honesty yesterday.
How juvinile and FUNNY
I gotta go party

Go Astro's

So for family night we went to an Astros game here at the Minute Maid stadium. We bought our tickets from a scalper on the street we paid $10 for tickets right behind first and 11 rows up.
We even ended up on the big screen they caught me doing a really dumb face. Go me!!!
Jessica was just jabbering her little head off and not watching the game when the Astros scored sending the crowd of 30,000 into an uproar. Well Jessica fell out of her chair and Eric and I were usless to help her we were laughing to hard.
Our punishment she has been singing take me out to the ball game all day.

Funny things kids say

Eric was planning a day out with Jessica and he said "what movie do you want to see?" her response, " we just can't see the one about the sock!" Eric "about the sock?" Jessica responds "yeah, because Ivelin (our neighbor) is taking me to that one" I jump in " Jessica do you mean Pippy Long Stocking?" Jessica responds "yeah the one about the sock"
Hey whatever so long as she is happy.
One day Jessica was showing us all that she has learned at school. Standing very tall she points to her left and says that is my left (insert appropiate parental approval aka good job....) and this is my right (again appropiate parental approval).
Then very seriously she adds and this is my south pointing behind her. Hey we thought it was funny.

Family Day

Miniture golfing in the dark. It was really fun even though Eric tried to use Jessica as a T. Hey it was dark

6:30 am comes early

It turns out that none of us love 6:30. I make breakfast and jessica's lunch while they try to get ready. Aren't they cute???

YES!!! I AM that mom!!!

You know what Mom I mean the one who video taped the whole morning. I from waking her up to leaving her in her classroom. You will notice I took a few pictures. Did I cry yes for a minute it's just that she is all that I have and she is growing up so I called my Mom at 7 am her time and we cried together. I had to keep Eric from going to get her too early he was sure that she wasn't having any fun and that we should pull her out of school right away. She came home I bought her flowers and then we all went swimming. I feel like I never see her I drop her off before 8 and pick her up at 3 but I leave for work again by 4 or 5 and then it is time for her to go to bed. Wow this is long anyway I hope everyone is doing well

Her classroom There they go!!

Fashion Icon

Isn't she cute but notice she is missing another tooth We are so proud

First day of School

She is on her way to graduating!!! Think, she won't stop now until she graduates, that my friends is a big deal!!!
Like the uniform?? She was nervous and frankly so was I.. We just finished week 2 and she still likes it so all must be well.